bio-pic.jpgI like to eat food.

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Favorite movies:
The Wild Bunch
Death Wish
Dirty Harry
Death Race 2000
Must Love Dogs
Favorite music:
Crunk Hits, Vol. 2 by Various Artists
Interests:
Deck Shuffleboard and Tantric Yoga
Favorite Food:
Anything where they take one type of food and envelope it in an entirely different type of food
Local Hangouts:
Mattress World
Marion’s Carpets
People I Admire:
Billy Mays
Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe
Fitness Celebrity John Basedow
John Scherer—Founder of Video Professor

Little know facts about me

  • I once ate an entire canister of Pringles CheezUms on a 22 hour train ride from Mazatlan, Mexico to Nogales, Sonora.
  • My first dog was a multi-generationally inbred Basset Hound that stole and ate an entire family-sized lasagna, a raw chicken, and nearly my right hand.
  • I have very little patience for eugenic reality shows, celebrity poker, predatory loan enthusiasts, or octogenarian grifters.